A breakup is a breakup is a breakup. In the immortal words of A Bug’s Life, “They come, they eat, they leave.” This cycle of life would be the case for most – except when the two exes are mega-celebrities. Then it gets more complicated. Take, for example, Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez’s split after being engaged for almost two years. As it turns out, A-Rod recently missed the invitation for a huge party hosted by JLo’s friend. But no worries, as he had a pretty good response to mask any kind of FOMO.