And by everyone else, I mean yours truly as well. It often takes a lot to get me to react so strongly to something, but here we are. In the first place, watching anyone stuff anything into their mouth in such a way is bothersome, and then watching anyone stuff snake parts into a small space is also bothersome. Combine those two, and Go-Big Show hopeful Jackie Bibby could theoretically jump-start his own horror franchise. Instead of seeing bees come out of Candyman’s mouth, it’d be bigass rattlesnakes falling out of Bibby’s mouth, while a hairy spider leg closes in around his ears. MAKE IT HAPPEN, BLUMHOUSE!